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Word Translations and Pronounciation keys, as of Feb 14th, 2006 @ MySAS Technology.

Source : Five kids aged between 7-16

Results:

Counter-Terrorist (cow n tir/kaunter):
Somebody who wears helmet and defuses bomb. Also sometimes carries one kind of rifle that you can put a silencer on it, Headshot guaranteed.

Terrorist (they roar/te ror):
Bad guys. Daily task involves planting bomb in de_dust2. Must snipe. Camp is optional.

Bot (boat/bot):
Weird jiggling non-player AI that always pwn the players even at difficulty 0. Also a program that can ‘play’ your online game characters while you are sleeping, so you will be level 400 the next day. None of them knows the word originated from the term ‘robot’, hence the pronounciation.

Benchstart (ben se tat)
Totally misused command. Initially designed by developers to test a machine’s performance. Used here as pure ‘speed hack’. None of the players can comprehend what exactly does ‘benchmark, start’ means. All they know is the instant the command is keyed in, everything is accelerated. Including the amount of them getting pwned by headshots from bots of difficulty 0

NoClip (amazingly, one of the words that is pronounced as it is intended to be – no clip/no kelip)
Another abused command when cheats are enabled. Defines how good you’re in game, because not everybody *cough* can fly through walls and give a headshot at high speed.

Noob (knob/nob)
Terms the pros use to diss the Novices. Also used to show who (imaginatively) ‘own’ the game. Also, a direct replacement of the word ‘stupid’.

p/s: If you don’t understand what I’m saying. Don’t bother trying! And YES I’m bored and have nothing better to do. Really!

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8 Comments

  • Yuhi says:

    Next thing you know CS lingo will be put into the Kamus Dewan and/or Oxford Dictionary..XD

  • Fird says:

    Oh my. I hope I’ll be dead by then. I don’t dare to live.

  • Aleph says:

    1.6 still the in-thing or is it source now?

    Last time I checked, they were ‘scared’ of ‘physics’.

  • Fird says:

    The one we have here is CS:Source. Physics are not applied to these kids anyways, since they can walk through walls >.> Reminds me of one of the ‘ghost stories’ one of the kids told me:

    “Abang nak tau tak? Hari tu kan, kite nampak hantu kat belakang tu! Dia boleh terbang tembus dinding tau! Agaknya dia pakai noclip kot?”

    I don’t know how to react to that. Really.

  • JusT says:

    i second that, bro.. miahahah nice posting there.. remind me of the time when we use
    to play CS with all those guys.. bangah, aspa, nikki… and all those shouting.. damn felt
    like the real Gulf War.. miahhahahah

    …… and u actually do this survey? n.n;;

  • Fird says:

    Not exactly a survey, just something I’ve been noticing :)

  • JusT says:

    I like u’r description of ‘Terrorist’

    The camping thingamajie…

    Reminds me of that sick, fat, daddyfucker..

    oh u know who i’m referring to..

    rite Boey?

  • Silencers says:

    Observations of young CS noobs, eh? If you play War3, even funnier observations can be noted.

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