3D Job
So, beside normal PC managing, cash managing, typing documents and repairing / servicing PCs here, what else do I do at work?
There’s a few jobs that I have to do but I’m actually not interested to. Or rather, it’s just not my nature to do such stuff. What are they? Well, they fall into one big category, but they have serveral types (so far that I’ve been asked to do that is).
Document Forging (Faking)
Case 1:
Everybody knows what MLM (Multi-Level Marketing or Network Marketing) is. It seems to be the “in” thing these few years. Lots of them bloomed, mostly with weird products – by weird I mean those things that you don’t need everyday, like superbly expensive perfume, matress or water filter. In this kind of business, the more people in your network, the greater your income. But yeah, I’m not gonna talk about this here.
So anyways, there’s this one lady who apparently in one of this business. I have nothing against these people, because I think those that joined the MLMs that have weird products make perfect salesman (not businessman, haha!). So she come over, and asked me to scan her ‘documents’. I just give that “okay, bring it on” kind of expression, and Voila! she pulls out TWO full invoices and asked me to scan them.
Okay, that’s stil ok. Her next sentence, although I admit that I’m kind of expecting it, still a bomb for me.
“Dik, boleh tak tukar tukar sikit?”
(”Hey think you could change stuffs on it?“)
I exhaled, looked at her, shes making that pwetty pwetty cutesie cutesie face that i feel like slapping with my butt. So anyways, I did the job and double charge her as well, but she bargained. So I just told her
“Alah, akak tukar ni nanti komisyen naik kan? takkan 10 ringgit pun nak berkira, karang saya charge grafik kang, nak?”
(”Aww c’mon bitch, its only bloody TEN bucks, you faked that god-damn document and you’ll be getting higher commission anyways. What if i started charging you graphics editing charge?“)
Case 2:
Okay, there’s this one guy who apparently in the oil industry (which I have no idea why does he treat this place as his ‘office’, probably he doesn’t have resources to mantain one. Or then again maybe not, because what he asked me to do tells me that he might not even have any office, ever.
He asked me to scan a letterhead of our country’s leading petrol company (I’ll let you guys figure it out yourselves), and then he wants to print a letter using that letterhead. I glanced at the letter, and it seems that the letter was “supposedly” from the petrol company to him, stating they’re accepted his proporsal and wanted to do land survey on the site he suggested.
Then again, I think he doesn’t really want to open up any petrol station with those documents, as I saw some 6-digit figures on the documents. He probably going to pretend that he already gotten approval and wants to ask for money. Scammer.
I charged him double, without him realizing. Haha!
p/s: I do think this one is a serious case. I hope he get caught and burn to death.
Case 3:
This is the ultimate, I can never forget this one. It’s so simple, and this one is short.
A guy comes, asking me to fake his dad’s death certificate.
“Nak mintak cuti ni dik, tapi tak dapat” said him
(”I applied for a leave, but it wasn’t approved“)
It Owns.
